Paddy & Mick were heading off to the pub for a few games of 8 ball and several pints of Guinness. As they walked down the road, they came across wee poor Mary O’Rielly sitting on the side of the road crying her eyes out.

Paddy said “Mary O’Rielly….why you be sitting on the side of the road crying your eyes out?” and Mary O’Rielly said “I have a puncture in me bike tyre and can’t get to church”.

Paddy said to Mick, “You go on ahead Mick and set the 8 ball table up and have a couple of pints settling on the bar….. I will fix Mary O’rielly’s puncture and be along there in a bit”.

Well Mick headed off to the pub, ordered the two pints of Guinness and racked the balls up ready for the game. He then looked out the front door of the pub and saw Paddy coming along on Mary O’Rielly’s bicycle. Mick said to Paddy “why you be riding Mary O’Rielly’s bicycle?” and Paddy replied “When I fixed her puncture…. she was that gratefull that she took her pants off and said I could have anything I liked…..so I took the bike”.

Then Mick said “To be sure, to be sure….You have done the right thing….her pants wouldn’t a fitted ya anyway.”