The worlds leading surgeons were gathered at their annual conference which was held this year in Monte Carlo. With the day’s business and forums completed, it was time for some serious relaxation and fellowship over a few quiet beers.

Pretty soon, they started bragging about how good they were and what great achievements they had made.

One surgeon from America boasted that he was that clever that when eating a hot dog one day, he found a finger nail in it. He took it back to his surgery, ran all the appropriate tests and then built a finger for the nail to go on. He then made a hand, an arm and the rest of the body for that finger nail. When he had finished….the man he had created was that efficient….he took the jobs of 3 men.

Then the English surgeon recounted how he was having high tea with the Royal Family and half way through a cucumber sandwich, he found a hair in it. He took the hair back to his surgery and after testing it, built a scalp, filled it with similar hair, then built a head and body and because he had worked from the top down…….when he was finished his creation put 10 men out of work.

Of course then it was the Aussie surgeons turn and he said “As good as your creations are….they are nothing compared to mine. I was walking down the street and smelt a fart…..I caught that fart in a glass jar and then took it back to my surgery where I built an arsehole to wrap around it. I called it Kevin Rudd and before you knew it…he had put a million Australians out of work”.